The Rosette Has Landed: Notes from a First-Timer at the Village Show
A marrow, a Victoria sponge and a handwritten entry card walk into a marquee. The 2026 village show season has packed away its trestle tables, but the lessons in polite competitiveness, tea-tent gossip and graceful losing are worth keeping. Here’s what happens when your neighbourhood gets judged by a man with a clipboard and a very serious ruler.